Well, yesterday I know something was up, what with all this talk about birds and bees and sniggers and stuff. I didn’t trust my humans one little bit, so I decided to take off….
I heard them calling and looking for me, but I stayed put in my hidey place until they had all gone home. So much for visiting Dr Sandy today because they had no idea whether I ate a big rat in the night or not. And I’m not telling. I was back bright and early for my breakfast. “Where have you been?” they all wanted to know. “Out”, I said – and I’m sticking to that.
Now I’m just lying on my favourite chair soaking up the sun. No lessons today. A cat has to have some rest from the eco-stuff! It’s given me quite a headache….